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Drew - Via Twitter
@HeatherDawn9810 And that, ladies and gentleman, is the first and worst #ImGladMySisterDied tweet ever. I apologize.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Thats insensitive, I lost my 1st sister that way @HeatherDawn9810 I would also stab some1 in the throat for a crunch wrap supreme right now
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Drew - Via Twitter
Its an insult to ur heritage that u like Taco Bell. "@HeatherDawn9810: @askdrewnow I prefer the term ’Hispanic!’ #ThankYouVeryMuch!"
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Drew - Via Twitter
When u were born u looked like a mexican #True @HeatherDawn9810:When I was born I climbed aboard the struggle bus...and I haven’t gotten off
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Drew - Via Twitter
Gross @HeatherDawn9810:I want some1 who will tuck blankets around me super tight like a burrito before bed. I just cant tuck my own arms in
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Drew - Via Twitter
Gross @HeatherDawn9810:Guys say cum whitens teeth. I know its not true because if it was...a lot of bitches would have much prettier smiles
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Drew - Via Twitter
What I learned from todays #NFCChampionship :Frank Gore is like a tiny version of Frank Gore.
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just became youngest player ever to reach 20,000 pts in the Nerf Living Room Basketball League proving once again that #Lebron is a #bitch
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Drew - Via Twitter
Tried making my own pasta sauce, long story short were having Ragu. #CookingIsForLosers
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Drew - Via Twitter
Tomorrow? @wesborland:1 day all races on planet will hv mixed into 1 nobody will care what ur sexual orientation is & religion wil b history
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Garrett - Via Twitter
I said goodbye to print news, But now officially, goodbye to TV news? No More investigative reporting anymore. Yay, Internet? #adn
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George Jefferson
I'll be you poop your pants as well. Also, shut the fuck up, you just ruined 2013. #Catchphrase

Drew - Via Twitter
Just retweeted some cow that says he/she will get me more followers. I sincerely hope they are all cows...or porn stars. #LEGIT
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Drew - Via Twitter
Like u dont know about hookers "@KWC1973: I think it’s cool but I had no idea there are so many hookers in west O"
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Drew - Via Twitter
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Drew - Via Twitter
@wesborland Who was really the boss; Tony Danza or Judith Light?
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Drew - Via Twitter
Anyone else get uncomfortable watching that Viagra commercial when the guy gets the horses out of the trailer? #WhatTheHellIsAboutToHappen
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Drew - Via Twitter
Im so excited NHL hockey is back! #SaidNoOneInAmerica #SaidEveryoneInCanada
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just saw a commercial for new episodes of #WickedTuna . Not sure what that is but Im probably going to wear a condom just in case.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Heard a strange sound outside, thought it was a snake, probably was a pigeon, shot them both w/my AK47 #DontTakeMyGuns #OKYouProbablyShould
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Drew - Via Twitter
LIFE the board game? I f’n rule that."@tori_mich: We all take a lot of things for granted, but I think number one is life itself. #RealTalk"
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